What really happened:
- A week ago - Rielle says she and Johnnie are still a couple…. and that she wants a talk show…
(John’s adult/teenage kids Cate Edwards, Emma Claire Edwards, Jack Edwards, all cringe, start vomiting)
- her book comes out - in which she calls Elizabeth Edwards a “witch on wheels” among other things, and claims he has had other mistresses
- carefully staged photos emerge of Rielle and Johnie frolicking on the ocean with their young daughter.
(john’s adult/teenage kids - who stood by him during his trial - flip the F-CK out and go batsh-t on their dad. John capitulates, calls Rielle. They fight).
- today: Riele claims she is tired of hiding and split with Johnnie
(A week from now: they are still banging, but tell the world they are split. His kids still arent happy, but can deal).