Paula Froelich

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The Bachelor: The Final Two (Spoiler Alert)

According to reports, Bachelor Ben Flajnik is even dumber than we thought. The Daily Mail says he narrowed it down to the mean narcissist

and the boring blonde:

and according to Life & Style: the winner is….

Courtney. Wow.

Although they’re supposed to be “on the rocks” - Another awesome choice by a Bachelor contestant.