If You Can’t Make It In Hollywood, You Can Always Try CPAC
The latest round of up one time celebrities who, after having failed to reignite their careers, turned to the only people who would pay attention: the Tea Party.
Chuck Woolery:
Once known for his tagline: “Back in Two and Two”, the Love Connection host is now hanging out with Michelle Bachmann and at CPAC said:
Woolery is promoting “Reset Congress,” a project that he outlines on his web site, Save Us Chuck Woolery. He, too, slammed the Prop 8 ruling, and said gays don’t need civil rights. In fact, he believes African-Americans need no civil rights.
“Majority rules,” he said, dismissing the idea that minorities need protections. “We were born with natural rights. We don’t need civil rights. [African-Americans] don’t need civil rights. They don’t need them. They have inalienable rights granted by God in the Constitution. I mean, I’m discriminated against all the time. I don’t care. It doesn’t bother me. [I’m discriminated against] because I’m old. I’m too old to get a job as a game show host. They say, well, the guy’s 71 and in five years he’ll be 76. And I’m a one per center, and I’m absolutely discriminated against as a one per center.”
Victoria Jackson:
Having gotten lucky in the first place by landing a spot on SNl in the 90s, Jackson (who incidentally looks like she’s been messing with grandma’s rum again) is now hosting her own conservative ladies Web Talk Show where she offers such bon mots as:
“I must especially thank you Glenn Beck for your blackboard. I love your blackboard! And your thorough research. Your facts. Your diagrams. Your teaching.”
“Obama’s speeches are all fake and they say nothing. Cotton candy for stupid people. But, you Glenn Beck, you are a thinker. Like me. You are unbiased. Like me. You are simply seeking Truth, just like me.”
I’m here (at CPAC) to save this country form Communism. Obama is a communist.
Victoria Jackson was invited to a 6-hour FBI briefing given to talk show hosts. After this briefing, Jackson says that she’s seen evidence that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the “highest levels” of our government
Stephen Baldwin:
The “Flintstones” Star has now taken to acting in Trace Adkin’s country music videos and banging on about Christian values. For those who have had run ins with him, hypocrisy knows no bounds.
I almost died, secretly, behind closed doors.
I think it’s really terrifying that a country based on the foundations and ideals of God, is now systematically removing God from everything. Everything!
I was always a God guy.
I’m very focused on the world and my career and my Porsche turbo and making money and Stevie B. Inc. I’m just living according to the standards of the world.
“As I look around I get this sinking feeling that we’re off track, that there’s something sick in the soul of our country,” Cameron told those gathered at the conservative conference in Washington on Thursday. “I examine the fruit that’s hanging on the tree of America and I can see that it’s rotting. And that concerns me deeply.”
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