Fun Things To Do In Indianapolis (Super Bowl Edition)
So you got tickets to the Super Bowl - but have a few days to kill and are wondering (like most sane people would) WTF do you do in Indianapolis? No worries, I’m here to help.
1. Go visit THE BIG COW
Located in front of Cohen’s RVs, the cow has apparently gotten busy while no one was looking as it has been joined by two calves. I smell a photo op!
2. Mr. BENDO, THE MUFFLER MAN!
That style! that hair! That muffler power fist! (note: he also sells t shirts)
Muffler Man - Mr. Bendo:
Address: 1250 W. 16th St., Indianapolis, IN
Directions: Ralph’s Muffler Shop. I-65 exit 115. Drive west on 21st St., then a quick left onto Martin Luther King St. south to 16th St. Turn right on 16th and Mr. Bendo will be about a mile on the right, just before the railroad crossing.
3. Get drunk at something called The Slippery Noodle Inn
The oldest bar in Indianapolis promises “no fancy tiling on the floor, no delicate sconces in sight on the walls, and no 1000-thread tablecloths, there’s nothing to distract you from enjoying the music, food, booze, and good company.” (Ed Note: Good Company not included, must provide your own)
4. Take in some NASCAR at O’Reilly Raceway Park (Ed Note: Not affiliated with Fox News Loofah lover, Bill O’Reilly).
God, I love MOPARS! Indianapolis S[eedway’s red headed stepsister promises: “The 300 acre motorsport complex hosts a variety of racing events, including midget, drag, and road car racing, the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series, and a NASCAR Nationwide Series event.”
5. Visit some haunted houses
My fave includes Cullbertson Mansion (Literally, a Haunted House): This dark and lonely mansion harbors the twisted secrets of a deranged doctor from the 18th century–as well as the souls of his doomed patients. FUN!
