Neil Patrick Harris’ Opening Number At The Tony Awards Was Incredible
Returning to host the Tony Awards, Neil Patrick Harris absolutely killed with his musical opening number.
SLAYED IT
(Source: uproxx)
Returning to host the Tony Awards, Neil Patrick Harris absolutely killed with his musical opening number.
SLAYED IT
(Source: uproxx)
“Cocaine is a helluva drug!” — Rick James
Charlie Murphy & Rick James
Cholly Murpheeeee
The re-enactment of this pic could be my favorite Chappelle’s Show ever
See the zombie on the right side? Her name is Shannon Guess Richardson, an actress with a lot of bit parts to her name. She’s the suspect in a ricin case involving letters to Michael Bloomberg and President Obama critical of gun control. She was arrested today. She says her estranged husband made her do it, though that’s sort of in question right now as she failed a polygraph. So yeah, somehow crazier than the other ricin story.
Steven Seagal is officially my new unicorn. This video just brings up so many questions/thoughts:
1. where did he learn those sweet, sweet dance moves?
2. Steven Seagal - Michael Jackson’s host body?
3, WTF? Chechnya?
4. The former “lawman” now hanging with Ramzan Kadyrov - who has been accused of multiple warcrimes and also likes to hang out big pimping style:

5. Someone, somewhere, is still missing their “misplaced” shipment of spray on hair
“Cremation is not reversible, someone there said. She couldn’t imagine why they would say such a thing.”
The last installment of stories from Joy Williams’s new book 99 Stories of God.
must. get
From Andrea Mitchell Reports:
In direct opposition to legislation introduced in Congress, top commanders including the Joint Chiefs of Staff on Tuesday strongly opposed removing the prosecution of assault cases in the military from the chain of command.
why am I not shocked? note to the generals: if you clearly dont do something well, find someone else who does.
Helena, Dominic and the BBC vs. Lindsey, the Porn Star and Lifetime

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ON General Petraus, adult diapers and Turkeys…