June 2012
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May 2012
70 posts
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Someone's Had some Work Done...
I’m talking to you, Gwyneth Paltrow! Just Saying…
she looks more like Kelly Ripa every day
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I Smell Bull Sh-t: Kim Kardashian
In which Kim Kardashian accuses airline execs of stealing from her:
American reality TV star Kim Kardashian has sparked a new row over Heathrow baggage handlers after she accused British Airways workers of stealing ‘irreplaceable’ items from her luggage after a recent flight.
She says staff at the airport, which is already facing claims it will struggle to cope with the surge in...
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Something Here Looks Suspiciously Like The Other
Highbrow edition! NYT former ed Bill Keller:
and Virginia GOP gov Bob McDonell:
It’s true: All Old White Men DO look the same!
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Bill Clinton Needs to Stop Emailing Me
I’ve told him time and again: I’m over you dude!
from my inbox:
Paula — Today is the last day the campaign is taking names for the chance to join President Obama and me in New York next week. I hope you take us up on this. I’d love to meet you. If you’re planning on it, make sure you enter before the midnight deadline: https://donate.barackobama.com/Presidents ...
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Stalking: It's Cool! (If you are hot and rich)
Otherwise, you’re just creepy and the cops will be called.
But, if you are Edward from Twilight or Christian from 50 Shades of Grey or another obscenely rich white male - have at it!
= hot
= hot
john Hinkley = not so hot
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Carole Radziwill Remembers Mary Kennedy
Just got this in my email…
Dear Friends, I want to spread the word of Mary Richardson Kennedy’s enthusiasm for life. I knew her for close to 15 years. In those years we shared countless stories, laughs, and confidences. Like so many others I have heard from, the Mary I knew was full of care for others, and energy, and love. That is how she will be remembered to all those who loved...
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Oh Rose! What Have You Done???
Rose McGowan in Scream (1996)
Rose McGowan now:
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Media Rumor Alert: John Travolta To Talk To Oprah
John is supposedly going to spill to Oprah about the sex scandal - ooooh! I smell ratings!!
“I have my own beliefs, and those beliefs are very dear to me. One of them is...”
– Mitt Romney, 1994 Massachusetts Senatorial Debate
The abortion that Mitt doesn’t talk about anymore - Abortion - Salon.com
(via fatsy)
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People Who Live With Weird Ass Animals
I mean… there’s so many
Don’t mind me - just chillin with my buffalo…
and
This dude got arrested for having his pet zebra and parrokeet in his front seat (he was also drunk):
Jessica, the house hippo:
the Capybara in captivity (ITS A FRICKIN RODENT!)
Just hanging with his horse:
i love a leashed anteater:
This lady doesn’t smell at ALL:
The...
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THE ELEGANZA REPORT: Dictators Wives Edition
These ladies are so elegant they make my eyes bleed. Such diamonds should not be reserved for their African countries alone - sadly, as their chic statements are made using funds their husbands have bled from their countries, many of them can’t travel. So I bring them to you…
Cameroon dictator Paul Biya’s wife CHANTAL- It’s like looking at Latoya Jackson sideways. I need...
