Paula Froelich
Camel Toe Alert: Mariah edition
this looks painful
April 2012
84 posts
Anderson Cooper Loves A big Pussy
A serious case of crabs...
Claude, pictured, weighs a mighty 15lbs (6.8 kgs) and measures 15 inches (38cm) wide.
When he is fully grown he will weigh a weighty 30lbs and gain an extra three inches.
“This year, the man who planned [the Osama Bin Laden] mission, Vice Adm. William McRaven, was virtually ignored at table No. 46, his medals mounted on his tuxedo jacket, as Kardashian, Lohan and George Clooney were mobbed across the room.”
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White House correspondents’ dinner: Where Hollywood, Capitol Hill shine | Washington Post (by Dan Zak)
I think this sums things up.
(via imwithkanye)
Michelle Obama Keeps Sending Me Emails About George Clooney
I love her, but damn - quit it - I already told you he gives me the creeps!
Paula —
We’re up against a critical fundraising deadline this coming Monday, and we need your help.
We know you’re working hard for this campaign, but we also want you to have some fun — and that’s where George Clooney comes in.
If you chip in between now and Monday, you’ll be automatically entered for the chance to join Barack at George Clooney’s house on May 10th.
Don’t miss out — make a donation of $3 or whatever you can:
https://donate.barackobama.com/Barack-and-George
Thanks, and good luck,
Michelle
“Sexual trend spotting makes for big business. Want to give it a try yourself? First, you’ll need to make some sweeping generalisations: what a popular novel, for example, reveals about the fantasies of “working women” or, as an article in the UK Times declared, how “no one” (literally no one!) “under the age of 40 seems to have pubic hair”. Second, you should avoid doing too much actual research to prove your claims – forget the joke that “three examples makes a trend”, and instead try no interviews with flesh and blood human beings at all. Third, it must have broader implications. Your story isn’t about a single erotic novel, cult TV show, or video you saw on YouTube, but about the dark and hidden underbelly of human sexuality. Et voila! Instant internet traffic gold.”
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A trend spotter’s guide to female desire
My latest at Daily Life.
(via rachelhills)
